I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

I would far prefer to be in someone's arms than jut in their head.

I have never advocated war except as a means of peace.

Resilience is accepting your new reality, even if it's less good than the one you had before.

A wise minister would rather preserve peace than gain a victory, because he knows that even the most successful war leaves nations generally more poor, always more profligate, than it found them.

He who would reproach an author for obscurity should look into his own mind to see whether it is quite clear there. In the dusk the plainest writing is illegible.

You must find a way to get your vision seen, implemented, and contributed to by others.

I don't love traveling, because I'm never home. It's hard when you have a family.

Robert Johnson? No, I didn't know him, personally.

It is a duty not only to punish, but to prevent all manner of evil.

Before I was paralyzed, there were 10,000 things I could do; now there are 9,000. I can either dwell on the 1,000 I've lost or focus on the 9,000 I have left.