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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes: I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.
         

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.


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