I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.

If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

Where there is not the slightest of misery

When you stop seeing your weaknesses as weaknesses you will overcome them.

How people treat you is their karma how you react is yours.

In daily life, reality gives us material incentives to restrain our irrationality. But what incentive do we have to think rationally about politics?

It has been very erotic and provocative for people to wonder about my feelings for women.

As soon as I got the Nobel Prize my back collapsed and I was in hospital.

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

But if we can learn to fall more in love with the Lord and trust Him in the middle of every storm, we build our endurance to keep running the race.

Transformation is an instant-moment thing, available to us in any and every second. Life starts anew when you say it does.

When gossip gets old it becomes a myth.