I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

My mother used to tell me that when push comes to shove, you always know who to turn to. That being a family isn't a social construct but an instinct.

Replace fear of your own inner experience with a curious, gentle, welcoming attitude—free of judgment, self-blame, and aversion.

The gulf between their world and hers had manifested itself, however much they'd meditated on how to ball her, and remained.

After the brain surgery, I started the hard process of recovery.

Another day gone and no jokes.

No matter where you go you are what you are player and you can try to change but that's just the top layer man you was who you was before you got here

Mystery is part of each life, and maybe it is healthier to uphold it than to spend a lifetime in search of half-made answers.

A charming woman is a busy woman.

If you can't take a hit, you're not going to last long, that's for sure.

I stopped caring so much about what people might think if I sung about love and humanity.