I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the abuse and suffering of animals.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

In Lakefield View, everybody has a secret. Behind every smile lies a dark story. Behind every hello is a hidden goodbye.

If there was a temperature at which drama boiled, they were all sitting in hot water.

Among her other talents were forgetting what she did not like and ignoring what she preferred not to see.

Ask yourself: was there anything I could have done to prevent the situation? If the answer is yes, do something now and become a better person for it.

There's a Hidden Valley ranch party in my mouth.

I know that the creator will go, but his work survives. That is why to escape death, I attempt to bind my soul to my work.

Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?

Like pleasure, beauty should be savored and enjoyed

It feels like being a woman now gives you a slight advantage.

A procession is a participants' journey, while a parade is a performance with an audience.