I use a pick in my hair without force. You use a lawn mower-you got peat moss.

I can't relate to livin' less than great.

Could hate a person, but in fact it's not worth it. Never know how long you've got on this earth, kid.

Large Professor, none greater none fresher, Won't fold under pressure...grew up down the road from Fran Drescher.

Why's my name the Large Professor? Cause I milked your cow, in other words I hit your heifer.

Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of.

So if it seems like you're doing something different from what everyone else is doing, and if sometimes that feels hard, this is a good thing, not a bad thing.

I found it to be more challenging to be in a huge effects movie, because a lot of the things aren't there. You have to trust the director and react to nothing.

The suffering of a soul that can suffer greatly -- that and only that, is tragedy.

The Communism of the English intellectual is something explicable enough. It is the patriotism of the deracinated.

I believe in communication; books communicate ideas and make bridges between people.

If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

When you are really in love, you become vulnerable, and insecurities come out of nowhere.

It is no more rational to have lawyers in positions of power than it would be to have garbage collectors in positions of power. And in human terms garbage collectors would be preferable.

Perhaps it is this specter that most haunts working men and women: the planned obsolescence of people that is of a piece with the planned obsolescence of the things they make. Or sell.