I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

No civilization can thrive or survive if it refuses to adapt or change.

I'd forgotten about it, and now I forgot it again. There are things that have to be forgotten if you want to go on living.

Happy people are ignoramuses and glory is nothing else but success, and to achieve it one only has to be cunning.

Some people meet each other again only when I'm there!

I know what I have given you, I do not know what you have received.

The message of great art is to disturb.

I have the handicap of being born with a special language to which I alone have the key.

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.

I'm one of these people that always looks on the bad side of the fence.

Many people need a new rewiring of their heart and mind.