I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they? Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready for bed.

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.

Belief is made up of the same non-substance of which we ourselves are composed. The test of any belief system, then, is the degree to which this same light is permitted to shine through.

Well, well, " said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. If you are a good girl for the next ten years, I will take you to a review at the end of them.

My head works in music, so there's always music there.

You can always tell a great painting, because when you get close there are all these nervous marks.

I'm not a journalist; I'm probably a horrible interviewer. The one small thing I have is I'm curious, and I'm interested in who I'm with.

I love the gangster genre, but how many gangster movies are there? If I get a good gangster movie script, I'll do it.

I was always an actor, starting in middle school. I was in all the plays and all that. But dancing didn't come into my life until late into high school.

If the guidebook used to be critical, today it seems largely a celebratory adjunct to the publicity operations of hotels, resorts, and even countries.

Make this the year you tackle that credit card debt once and for all.

I fell in love underneath a tree.