I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

My strength is translating emotion because I'm such a feeler.

Equality is not in regarding different things similarly, equality is in regarding different things differently.

At no time am I a quick thinker or writer: whatever I have done in science has solely been by long pondering, patience and industry.

If you are going to live in a house made of candy, don't move next door to a couple of obese kids. A lot of these fairy-tale characters are missing common sense.

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.

I am a different person in NYC. My energy is way different. I just make sense here.

Why were you so old when we met? I answered with the truth: Age isn't how old you are but how old you feel.

There is a gulf fixed between those who can sleep and those who cannot. It is one of the greatest divisions of the human race.

It's amazing how lucky Westlife were and what we achieved. It's very rare to have seven number ones in a row. Ridiculous in fact.

Because jurors have an extraordinary amount of power over the situation and of the people and the story in front of them, they tend to pay pretty intense attention to what's happening.