I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

with hope, you can survive any shock.

Christmas united us as holy beings. We experience love, joy and peace.

Aliyah is the central goal of the State of Israel.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

Taking this view, it is possible to see financial markets as a laboratory for testing hypotheses, albeit not strictly scientific ones. The truth is, successful investing is a kind of alchemy.

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.

One of the things that makes a dead leaf fall to the ground is the bud of the new leaf that pushes it off the limb.

I've been very happy with the commercial Linux CD-ROM vendors linux Red Hat.

go barefoot and be warm all the time not only when you go to bed and sleep

Do not dare to live without some clear intention toward which your living shall be bent. Mean to be something with all your might.