I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.

As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Personally, I think any more than two or three kids is not a family, it's a litter.

Love is friendship set to music.

Chance alone is at the source of all novelty, all creation in the biosphere.

I've been forty years discovering that the queen of all colors is black.

Nailing him was like trying to thread a needle in a high wind.

Identify your personal limits and then push past them. Then set new barriers, and repeat the process, again and again and again.

Do I want to start my own production company? No, I doubt it. I'm too old for that. I don't want to start anything.

The laws of physics are not about to change. Set your agenda by what’s happening in the atmosphere, not by what is happening in the artificial world of Kyoto.

A good teacher sees the commonality of all human beings and helps each individual find his uniqueness.

Titles are but nicknames, and every nickname is a title.