I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

Then I wondered, what if?What if he kissed me? What if he told me I was beautiful? What if he told me he loved me?What would I say in return?

Lucia opened the door. "They say not to discuss politics and religion on the first

Crooked Hillary [Clinton] also wants a 550 percent increase in Syrian refugees to pour into our country .

If the United States is treating Afghanistan as a sovereign country it has to prove it.

And often enough, when we think we are protecting ourselves, we are struggling against our rescuer.

Another roof, another proof.

Any thinking person is qualified to be a forecaster, and in fact, everybody does it every day.

It was only through the years that I realized what an absolutely extraordinarily thoughtful person Dr. King was.

Data coming out our ears but we lack narrative.

Champions make their own luck.