I used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks.

Capitalism and Bolshevism are the two sides of the same international Jewish coin.

Social media is less about technology and more about anthropology, sociology, and ethnography.

Many people have asked me how I feel about losing my job

Secretary Powell and I agree on every single issue that has ever been before this administration except for those instances where Colin's still learning.

A kiss without a moustache, they said then, is like an egg without salt; I will add to it: and it is like Good without Evil.

No, no,” Leo said. “Rainbows. Very macho.

Perhaps you see, therefore, why I think taste must come before nutrition? Our infatuation for the quasi-scientific has left us easy marks for con men and tin fiddle manufacturers.

I got Robbie's mobile number and rang him. It went to his voicemail: 'Hi, it's Robbie - whazzup!' Like the Budweiser ad. I never called him back. I thought: 'I can't be f****** signing that'.

I see no reason not to write whatever comes to me.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog