I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

Scribble out the world since it was not to your liking and make up a new one, something better.

I prefer assonance and internal rhyme to end rhyme. I mean, the sonnet already looks like a box. Best not to get too boxed in, though.

A tale, like the universe, they tell us, expands ceaselessly each time you examine it, until there’s finally no telling exactly where it begins, or ends, or where it places you now.

Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

Every sailor knows that you can't sail a ship that isn't moving forward, strong leaders understand that to change direction, you first have to create forward progress.

If you think something is impossible, it is. Until you decide it’s possible and you do it.

To me, working is a form of sustenance, like food or water, and nearly as essential.

Diversification is your buddy.

All things in moderation, including moderation.

I've never been a jam-band sort of musician.