I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot."

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

What's wisdom if not the will to learn the lessons, which Nature puts in one's way at every step?

We don't need unity in theory, we need solidarity in practice.

I think the idea of the lone tormented artist - which we can apply to others - I think that it needs to be revisited. Jack Kerouac needs to be seen in the context of a lot of other artistic activity.

If the women's movement can be summed up in a single phrase, it is 'the right to choose'.

When Mitt Romney says he wants to reform the tax code, hold on to your wallets.

When you believe in yourself and you know that you can do it then your body just follows suit.

Bacteria: The only culture some people have.

My bank is the worst. They are screwing me. You know what they did to me? They're charging me money for not having enough money. Apparently, when you're broke, that costs money.

Who so hath his mind on taking, hath it no more on what he taketh.

Oh, try not to sound so much like Mom—you don’t have the ovaries" (Monica Morrell - Last Breath)