I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Never let fear of short term heartache interfere with your long term happiness.

If you don't trust a novelist, who are you going to trust?

Politicians, they take pleasure a-prying into a man's affairs and I aimed to please 'em.

Life's but a day at most.

You have to be a great storyteller. And you have to master the tools that you have to tell the story which are, inorder of importance, the script, the actors and then thetechnical means.

If we continue to believe God and place our trust in Him, bad things ultimately give way to better things.

I'm sometimes described as a flamboyant leader and a hip-shooter, a fly-by-the-seat-of-the-pants operator. But if that were true, I could never have been successful in this business.

No language which lends itself to visualizability can describe quantum jumps.

The Lord will make much more out of your life than you can by yourself.