I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

Every time you think, you weaken the nation.

Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!

Only fools are positive.

Shut up and say something.

Enough about my beauty, " Buttercup said. "Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I've got a mind, Westley. Talk about that.

This investigation felt difficult, like driving in fog.

He (Macaulay) has occasional flashes of silence that make his conversation perfectly delightful.

If universities want to save a little money, they ought to make some cutbacks in administration and in faculty people who teach one class a week.

every complaint is a little story the mind makes up that you completely believe in.

Homosexuality is genetically hardwired but race and gender are only ideas. OK. Just trying to keep up.

Are you going to show integrity only when someone is watching you - or are you going to show it all the time?

I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.

The champions are the team with the most points...if United have more points, it means they have more points, that's all. Nothing else.

When an economist says the evidence is "mixed," he or she means that theory says one thing and data says the opposite.