I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Saturday Night's 'Main Event.' That's how I started watching SNL. On accident.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono.

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!"

Christians need to take a stand for what is right and not let evil go unchallenged.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

I have been in love, and in debt, and in drink, this many and many a year.

Try to be as good a listener as you are a speaker. Don't just put the emphasis on saying things. Listen.

They are very young. And on their earth, as they call it, they never communicate with other planets. They revolve about all alone in space." "Oh," the thin beast said. "Aren't they lonely?

Having God's unconditional love does not mean you have God's unconditional approval.

People tell me I'm dancing better than ever. I don't know what happened, but I have new enthusiasm and more endurance.

My heavenly citizenship makes the whole world a foreign mission field.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

Dogs have a lot to communicate to a person willing to listen.