I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? You can say it, lady.

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.

I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.

But I do not actually remember being a monster. I just remember wanting my own way.

It was raining in the small, mountainous country of Llamedos. It was always raining in Llamedos. Rain was the country's main export. It had rain mines.

I didn't have anything to apologize for.

Evil men by their own nature cannot ever prosper.

Worn out places, worn out faces.

Grace Kelly writes great songs, sings beautifully, is a world class saxophonist, and is going to be a big big star

If it is your duty to croak like the toad, then go ahead! And with all your might! Make them hear you!

I saw a ghost once, about 20 years ago. It took the form of someone coming out of a sleeping body and sitting at the foot of the bed.

Some of us just don't want to be famous ... anonymity cannot be bought for any price, once you have lost it.

There are many of us who should be in a position to bring peace to the world.