I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

Maybe if we stopped trying to achieve movie standards of greatness, we'd be happy with what we have.

Satire is the antidote to Pollyanna and Dr. Pangloss. It focuses our gaze sharply upon the the contrast between things as they are and as they should be.

Quit planning your dream and start living it.

The year's at the Spring And day's at the morn Morning's at seven The hillside's dew-pearled The lark's on the wing The snail's on the thorn: God's in his Heaven - All's right with the world!

Money is not a goal. The goal is to make companies grow, develop, be competitive, be in different areas, be efficient to have a great human team inside the company.

Cocktails are society's most enduring invention!

Other forms of relating to God that have unique value in connecting us to Him include contemplative prayer and centering prayer.

There are many people who have worked just because they love the community in which they are in, without expecting any financial consideration.

The West may collapse very suddenly. Complex civilizations do that, because they operate, most of the time, on the edge of chaos.

Worship renews the spirit as sleep renews the body.