I used to tell young preachers, in order to preach you've got to have the power of God on your life. Now I tell them, in order to tie your shoes you've got to have the power of God on your life.

There is no such thing as a great man of God, only weak, pitiful, faithless men of a great and merciful God.

Why is Jesus’ saying, “I am!” so important? Because, you’re not!

Guess I am going to take a man-nap. Wake me up when there is food.

When in doubt do it.

real strength is not hitting when what you most want to do is kill.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

It seems that the only gun violence some leftists approve of is gun violence aimed at cops and other groups they see as oppressive or racist.

Testing, we will never do enough of it.

Opinions need a willing ear.

I don't have a religious bone in my body but I believe artists (of any medium), in our best selves, are vessels of truth.

The only thing I use the Rolling Stone for is toilet paper when I run out.

As novices, we think we're entirely responsible for the way people treat us. I have long since learned that we are responsible only for the way we treat people.