I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

When someone tells you a piece of their life, they’re giving you a gift, not granting you your due.

I was good at being a doctor my patients liked me. At times people trust you with things they wouldn't tell their spouses. It was a real privilege.

If you want to meet a woman, it's best just to smile and say hi.

I have a long-standing relationship with Autism Speaks. I've been supporting them for many, many years now.

The only thing Abner Doubleday ever started was the Civil War.

I smoke cigarettes when I write, which is disgusting, but it really helps me.

I got a very good life. I sold plenty of records, I get recognized plenty, I can always have somebody call up and get me a fine table at a restaurant. What do you really need, ultimately?

Promise yourself that you will talk health, happiness, and prosperity as often as possible.

With all due respect to Taylor Lautner and his 18-pack abs, my werewolf is going to be 100 times cooler!

Open your eyes! The world is still intact; it is as pristine as it was on the first day, as fresh as milk!