I used to tour a little bit with Jim Carrey and help him out on his first Showtime special.

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people.

College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school.

Eventually, the nerds and the geeks will have their day.

For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not done.

In the writing, I'm just trying to go deeper, emotionally, and learn more about myself and reveal more and find a way to connect with people in new ways.

We are at this weird moment where there's an economic model that supports creativity. People are demanding something new and fresh.

I am always driven by the terror of humiliation.

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it will succeed.

I think that everything I do tends to root for the underdog.

The audience doesn't care that most of happened. They just want a good movie.

Prayer is beyond any question the highest activity of the human soul. Man is at his greatest and highest when upon his knees he comes face to face with God.

To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness - though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless.

Think on success, you will work for success, than you will get success

Cheap food always requires expensive treatment.

My biggest dream was to ruin the lives of my readers and crush their souls... And I really think that worked out pretty well for me.

Always try in interviews to avoid the cliches about the problems of public life.

You can either keep walking in misery or make the decision to begin taking steps out of it.

The removal of untouchability is one of the highest expressions of ahimsa.

There is nothing so necessary for men as dancing.

We draw the line against misconduct, not against wealth.