I used to wonder why I had hair on my legs, but now I know it's for my toddler sons and daughters to pull themselves up off the ground with as I scream in pain.

I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're called 'successful.

When your mom was not in labor yelling at me, she made me laugh so hard.

I used to have a lot of faith in humanity before the advent of the website "comment" section.

Contrary to what we've been told, life is simple. We complicate matters with our choices.

I seek to take my audience on an emotional roller-coaster ride, a journey of laughter and tears and every sentiment in between.

If we listen and observe carefully the dying can teach us important things that we need to learn in preparing for the end of our own life's journey.

Be peaceful like a mountain. Be loving like a flower. Be wonderous like thunder.

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses it is an idea that possesses the mind.

Sexuality is a human instinct as natural as hunger or thirst.

A bear teaches us that if the heart is true, it doesn't matter much if an ear drops off.

God uses no one until He first puts them through the storm. The greater your mission, the greater your storm.

Voluntary service of others demands the best of which one is capable, and must take precedence over service of self.

The Conservative Party's always stood in every seat and I think it's important to us and I’m personally very pleased that we plan to continue to run candidates in Northern Ireland as well.