I used to work at a puppy nursery.

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.

I had people in my life who were insane and negative, but they taught me how not to be, how I didn't want to end up.

Someday you'll miss her like she missed you. Someday you'll need her like she needed you. Someday you'll love her and she won't love you.

I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people are taking enough time now to really see if they can make it work and live together.

I have a theory that as nice and sweet as you can be equates to how dangerous you can be.

Everyone's a nerd inside. I don't care how cool you are.

Just relax and really say what you're actually thinking, and not what you think people want to hear.

Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.

I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out of them and making them look like they have screwed up somehow.

I auditioned for a Pepsi commercial, and I got it, and that was incredibly fun. So I thought, Well, maybe I should try this acting thing.

For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.

Pray sensibly.Pray scrupulously.Pray selflessly.Pray seriously.

Do stuff. Be clenched, curious. Not waiting for inspiration's shove or society's kiss on your forehead.

The biggest ego trip is getting rid of your ego, and of course the joke of it all is that your ego does not exist.

Oceans is about glamour. I can't go looking like a slob can I?

No lady is ever a gentleman.

I've always loved brainstorming with other writers, and I consider having my work critiqued a part of that brainstorming.

Our task is to live our personal communion with Christ with such intensity as to make it contagious.

In our families we learn to love and to recognise the dignity of all, especially of the elderly

One of the troubles with signings is that you are surrounded by children, and some of them have got colds.