I usually get up at 3 A.M. I don't require a lot of sleep, and if I get tired, I'll take a powernap during the day.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Never eat potato chips without first opening the packet!

How did the date go?" "Bad. A text-a-holic...." "Not the good kind of trouble." "There's only one thing to say when this happens." "What's that?" "Next.

Learn how to regulate one's own house well.

Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.

Only the careless leave a possibility unattended due to assumptions.

All great literature has an uncreeded and luminous theology behind it... Art [is] a form of active prayer.

there is no 'feminine writing' ... and one makes a mistake is using and giving currency to this expression.

You think it's a blessing to know what God wants? I'll tell you what he wants. He wants to push me over! Can't he see what's inside of me? All my sins.

The trouble with the lower classes is that they lack the sense of tragedy given to them by the upper classes.

Stillborn silence! thou that art Flood-gate of the deeper heart!