I usually go into a store with a mission. My idea of a fun thing to do would not be to go to a mall and shopping.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings, and now I realize that's not cool anymore.

I'm definitely attracted to other Australians; I have a laid-back attitude to life that I feel is very Australian; I love a good barbie.

I think your heart dances to the beat of your own drum, and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.

Being proud of who we are as people is more important than cutting into ourselves to create this false idea of beauty.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.

Ability and talent never loose the value, because demand for it highly exceeds the supply of it.

Negativity is a natural part of your perfect self.

Evening came, a paw, to the gray hut by the river.

As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.

If some thug breaks into my home I can use my roundhouse kick, but I prefer he look down the barrel of my gun.

[Photography is] in some ways false just because it is so exact.

Don't tear other people down. Lift people up.

There's the most resistance to an actor singing. It's like I'm being disloyal to my industry.

I write as a witness to what I have seen.

It's always hard, but it's always fun to attack a premise that you think is interesting. It does take a few drafts for sure.