I usually kissed my clients if they wanted to kiss. I thought it was just way too weird to say "no kissing allowed," That to me was uncomfortable.

Feel free to cover your eyes at anything that might upset you

I've been putting out sexually explicit images of myself for years. I know this sounds bizarre, but somehow it makes me feel safer.

A lot of women I worked with didn't respect their clients. I had some clients who didn't respect me, but still you somehow made it work.

I love to engage people who think differently than I do.

I had many clients who didn't respect me, probably because of how they were raised. We're all the walking wounded.

I had this client I'll call Samuel. Not his real name. I saw him steadily for twenty years, usually twice a month. Over twenty years you really get to know someone.

This was an important part of my life. But it was also sad that we didn't play there, cause we had such alot of fans that were waiting for us and Brazilians are great people. It's now my second home.

People think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Lotte Lenya was all emotion. She wasn't anything but emotion. She was not an intellectual.

I like to say that while antimatter may seem strange, it is strange in the sense that Belgians are strange. They are not really strange; it is just that one rarely meets them.

I don't yearn to be a child again.

To connect with the great river we all need a path, but when you get down there there's only one river.

That made me happy. That was my Anchor.

Character teaches above our wills.

When I decided to pursue a career as a Muppet Performer when I was in college, it was my hope to be able to play a wide range of Muppet characters in all areas and genres of television and film.