I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

It was like the Justice League of Super Heroes but instead it was the Justice League of Hot Guys.

I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.

Free men freely work: Whoever fears God, fears to sit at ease.

Be respected as being new, and probably a decent change or a help for the human race or whatever, instead of keep carrying the same old burdens around with you.

For God's Sake be sure you do not risk the cannon.

We human beings grow through our failures, not our virtues.

All political spendings for purposes beyond the protection of life and property are a snare and a delusion.

We have not been left alone. We have the light of Christ and the Holy Ghost to lead and guide us in an otherwise very dark and dreary world.

I would say L.A. is more polite than London - it's a very careful place. People talk a lot in code.