I usually wouldn't be this close to you without a tetnus shot.

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl.

the garbage cans and mailboxes on the sidewalk would stay the same, but the people would be just a beautiful blur of motion.

Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell...You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

You can't make people love you but you can make them fear you

Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you

Recently my publicist asked me for a college photo, and I realize how chubby I looked. I know this sounds totally shallow, but my advice is don't fall prey to the freshmen fifteen!

Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.

...don't act like I didn't for you. I did. Hard. And for a long time. So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.

Die Wahrheit wird nicht im Zorn gesprochen. Die Wahrheit, wenn sie denn gesprochen wird, wird im Geist der Liebe gesprochen.

To be happy, you have to risk being unhappy.

Example is the school of mankind and they will learn at no other.

People think, 'Oh, I'm loving myself by sitting on this sofa for four hours.' Love yourself enough to get up!

An alcoholic 47-year-old woman with teenagers who thinks a guy in his mid-20s is a good prospect as a partner definitely has some judgment and character flaws.

Those who don't remember the past are condemned to repeat the eleventh grade.

You can make anything happen if you put your mind to it.

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach.

With unisex fashion, you know, females were doing it first. You're the reason we have unisex clothing. It's because girls said, "Wait, I can wear jeans, too! I can wear a suit, too."

I personally like a little rehearsal, not if I'm gonna have a super emotional scene you wanna have it be a fresh thing.