I’ve always been a big consumer of American journalism over the years and had an interest in the history of it and of the press in America; how it has changed.

People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.

You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.

I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.

You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.

Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please, " he said.Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please." I wasn't used to it either. But I liked it. Okay, " I said. "Be careful. He's insane.

There is no harvest without hard work, therefore never expect chance to solve your problems of abject need for you. You must take deliberate actions!

I'm trying to make God more relevant in our society.

Hillary Clinton's guilty of a very, very serious crime. She should not be allowed to run for president.

If you look at the way people behave at shows, icons are now musicians; they are the people that we worship.

The experience of the individual has become the experience of the people, thanks solely to the camera.

Respect all the reasonable forms of activity in which the child engages and try to understand them.

Separation is the absence of Love, and Love is the absence of separation.

The power of thought is extremely powerful.

I'm not pro-life. I'm very emphatically pro-choice.