I've always been a direct guy.

I come prepared with the white suit and stethoscope, Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep BEEP. Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap.

Now my helmet's on, you can't tell me I'm not in space.

Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex

Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp.

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?

Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck.

Shakespeare's gone, don't even think about it.

Tough like a Ukulele.

If you want to say you got to take a woman out to a fancy restaurant, I write songs about hey I'm not taking you to a fancy restaurant, I wanna take you to McDonald's.

You need a bad operation. Gimme the scissors, hammer, flame.

If you needed some sort of sign, here it is. Get going! You can do it!

How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!

I think there are lots of ways of leading very good lives and growing spiritually. This process of growth goes on whether we believe it or not.

I call myself a Possibilian: I'm open to...ideas that we don't have any way of testing right now.

Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.

Practice moment to moment non-judgemental awareness.

...ignorant as the unborne babe! ignorant as unborn twins!

Without God, democracy cannot and will not long endure.

Hacking into a victim of crime's phone is a sort of poetically elegant manifestation of a modus operandi the tabloids have.

The reason it was so scary was that there was only one climber capable of rescuing us, and that was Layton Kor, and he was in Colorado.