I've always been a fan of Andy Kaufman.

Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness.

I think it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional

If you're lucky enough to find a weird - never let them go.

At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet.

I live in my own bubble. I'm in Gublerland.

I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with me?

I'm usually pretty lame when it comes to physical activity, but I'm like a Jedi on the badminton court. It's as if my body was built specifically for it - tall and lanky, with wrists like mousetraps.

My heroes have always been the hardworking and unflappable. Those who light a candle rather than curse the darkness.

I guess I'm just in the flow and riding the wave.

I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke.

The moment you realize your eyes hurt not because of rubbing them, but because of the tears you wasted, on him.

Men are cowards before women until they become tyrants.

How rich is anyone who can simply see human faces.

We counted over a million lines of code that we allege are infringed in the Linux kernel today.

I never lost a little fish - Yes, I'm free to say. It always was the biggest fish I caught, that got away.

I'm the kind of girl who thinks about what she's gonna cook for dinner when she's finishing her lunch.

I'm absolutely convinced that people cannot look and read at the same time. Not any more than you can kneel and jump at the same time. It's a completely different physiological setting.

Crippled but free, I was blind all the time I was learning to see.

TV is a fickle business. I'm only good for the length of my contract.

Of course there is nothing the matter with the stars It is my emptiness among them While they drift farther away in the invisible morning