I've always been a writer, I've always been a storyteller, but I never thought about screenwriting.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

Feel guilty. Mourn this. But move on. Don't let it destroy you. Forgive yourself.

Different is good. When someone tells you that you are different, smile and hold your head up and be proud.

We have to choose between dialogue and utter devastation.

I'm saying goodbye to people's perception of me and who I am, I'm not saying goodbye to me, because this has always been me.

Medical men do not know the drugs they use, nor their prices.

I awaken today, appreciating everything in sight, and I give thanks.

Finnish is not a language, it is a way of setting at the end of the bench with your fur cap pulled over your ears.

I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny.

No more my heart shall sob or grieve. My days and nights dissolve in God's own Light. Above the toil of life, my soul is a Bird of Fire winging the Infinite.

There are different types of love, and my love for my child is like me and my mum. We've gone through a lot of rocky patches, but we never stop loving.