I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

i am not an angel, and i don't want to be an angel.I Born as a Human and and my Biggest Task to keep my self Just a Human.

Did you say all that you meant toBefore the curtain closed?Or did you feel so much moreThan we'll ever know?You were an amazing person

Self is the only oil that makes the chariot-wheels of the hypocrite move in all religious concerns.

The most valuable lessons in life do not come when you are walking or running. They come when you fall down. You better take them and rise up!

Men and women are like right and left hands it doesn't make sense not to use both.

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.

The best substitute for money is ingenuity.

Part of the value of TASK is not to invest into anything permanent; to really celebrate the moment-the fluidity of creative action.

People who live in the past generally are afraid to compete in the present. I've got my faults, but living in the past is not one of them. There's no future in it.

Used titanium hunting knife: sixty-three dollars. Value: priceless.