I've always been like that

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.

This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. --Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

We're all writing out of a wound, and that's where our song comes from. The wound is singing. We're singing back to those who've been wounded.

He can who thinks he can.

I'm a liar. I'll rip your mind up. I'll burn your soul, I'll turn you in to me.

It must be the ultimate punishment, don't you think, to finally gain wisdom, only to realize that the consequences of your actions are irrevocable?

You can't kill bad guys all day long because others will take their place.

I came from an era when we didn't use electronic instruments. The bass wasn't even amplified. The sound was the sound you got.

It was so cute and she was so shy. Someone told me that Randy Orton went up and hugged her and she wouldn't let go. It was kind of cute.