I've always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?

People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.

I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act

At the age of eight, I discovered that I could write songs. My dad used to take them to the notary and register them so that nobody could steal them from me.

I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. This way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone there will know there is something worse than Death.

All things, and man as well, should be like nature, without measure.

Amiability shines by its own light.

My beloved child, break your heart no longer. Each time you judge yourself, you break your own heart.

When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.

My friends thought I was crazy, that I should wait until I was dead. But I was determined. It is easy to promise but action is different.

When you look into the abyss, it’s not supposed to wave back.