I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps.

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

I have a photographic memory; I just haven't developed it yet.

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.

I may not be playing with a full deck but I don't need a full deck. I have four aces.

When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed.

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

Throughout my life, I've been gratified that I've been able to keep the child in me alive and inspire others.

The more I learn about myself, the more I realize it isn't about me.

Don't look for the next opportunity. The one you have in hand is the opportunity.

Art has the power to transform, to illuminate, to educate, inspire and motivate.

Well we got nine and you can't score more than that

If you play a Nickleback song backwards you'll hear messages from the devil. Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Nickleback.

Why should ANYTHING go right; even observation and deduction? Why should not good logic be as misleading as bad logic? They are both movements in the brain of a bewildered ape?

I do not believe we accomplish very much in life unless we are enthusiastic, unless we are in earnest, and unless we practice what we preach.

Whatever the reason, lying is a bad thing.

Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

The Internet is a very powerful tool; unfortunately its starting to get a little saturated.