I've always been told I was extremely well-behaved as a kid.

We're not allowed to play Monopoly at home. It gets too vicious.

We've had American TV shows in Britain for years and that hasn't affected our culture at all.

The Queen's intelligence network is a hell of a lot better than anyone's in this palace. Bar none. She knows everything. I don't know how she does it. And she sees everything.

In the U.K., we have the best geography teachers in the world!

It's slightly complicated for people to grasp the idea of a head of state in human form.

Today is reality. Yesterday is history.

I could have worse tags than 'Airmiles Andy' - although I don't know what they are.

I'm in a privileged position and I'm going to do my utmost to use that privileged position on behalf of the U.K., its citizens, its businesses and people.

She is incredibly fit, but we remind staff that she's not just the monarch, but our mother.

There is something about going to sea. A little bit of discipline, self-discipline and humility are required.

We don't see the global citizen as someone with no identity, but rather someone who has confidence and is proud of his culture and history - and... open to the modern world.

Why should people ever take credit for charity when they must know that they cannot gain as much pleasure out of their guineas in any other fashion?

The Egremonts had never said anything that was remembered, or done anything that could be recalled.

I got fitter when I did 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.' I wore a loincloth - that's a lot of motivation!

Slavery can never be abolished.

If the costumes are wrong, you feel awful in them and it lessens your acting.

Gone. Vanished. Nothing left. Nothing said.

Somehow, magically, I've become an electronic musician, and I have a recording studio that looks like the bridge of the Enterprise.

Well, yes, as I was a rather bad actor then and I wasn't making enough money, I thought, to make enough money to not make money as an actor, I'd better do some writing.