I've always been very self-motivated.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

If you don't Understand the color of Darkness and Loneliness Then you must be Blind

Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph.

The key to prayer is simply praying.

Bach is thus a terminal point. Nothing comes from him; everything merely leads to him.

Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.

Any movement in history which attempts to perpetuate itself, becomes reactionary.

Every writer hopes or boldly assumes that his life is in some sense exemplary, that the particular will turn out to be universal.

I'm not working now, so I'm sort of facing the unknown.

Try to stick to free weights as much as possible as they work the stabilizers as well as the main muscles being targeted!

Stark times remind our souls that things do not matter...people do.