I've always believed in the old-fashioned way: When you've got scoundrels in office, you vote 'em out.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

When you are very rational, you may not be able to dream or live in a fairy tale.

I was 8, 569 miles away, 37 butt-numbing hours of travel across seven time zones in the last two days, or was it three? Amelia Earhart, eat your heart out.

Deep down a broken heart, all the sadness one can bear is misery.

The Cycle of True Love: First I see and think I love, then I say I know I love, today and forever more I decide to love.

Your choice of armor was your intellect.

Fiscally I'm very conservative ... others say that I'm socially moderate.

I wish to sing of my interior visions with the naive candour of a child.

If you fail to honor your people, They will fail to honor you; It is said of a good leader that When the work is done, the aim fulfilled, The people will say, "We did this ourselves."

What the American worker needs is more of what WalMart offers and less of what the government offers.

This is what I want in heaven... words to become notes and conversations to be symphonies.