I've always enjoyed playing a little left of center characters. Otherwise I'd be on a soap opera.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.

For a long time I was embarrassed to say I was a 'B' movie actor, ... But now that I see what Hollywood's putting out, I realized 'B' actually means 'better.'

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

Every word out of my mouth is a word that I've approved.

Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.

Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying.

You must learn to forgive a man when he's in love. He's always a nuisance.

You're only human you're supposed to make mistakes.

The news media in general are liberal. If you want to be a reporter, you are going to see poverty and misery, and you have to be involved in the human condition.

I was talking to a friend about Santorum. He said, 'For all my years in the State Department, I know one thing. Terrorists, what they fear most is a guy in a sweater vest.'

Solitary and farouche people don't have relationships; they are quite unrelatable.

The most pleasurable thing in the world, for me, is to see something and then translate how I see it.

There is always going to be competition. When you play for a top club, you're going to attract top players. It's part and parcel of football.

My greatest joy is just to be alive!

I'm really not an angry vegan, but human beings are f***ing rude.

A scholar is like a book written in a dead language. It is not every one that can read in it.