I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

I know you are, but what am I?

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.

I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.

I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.

I take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility.

Self-leadership is about digging out your hidden endowment and making them known and useful to those who need it most.

Life wants you to respect yourself, respect other people and respect the planet.

Better to be a successful failure, than to fail at success.

Nothing haunts the world more than the words of the dead.

Selling high or low doesn't mean anything. It has to do purely with the market.

All the Christmas presents in the world are worth nothing without the presence of Christ.

A literary woman's best critic is her husband.

As they were carting him off on a gurney, all I could think was, I wish that was me.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

There are some needs only you can see. There are some hands only you can hold. There are some people only you can reach.