I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

It's terrific, Clare, " Henry says, and we stare at each other, and I think, "Don't leave me.

Visualize yourself at your best. Be determined to earn the title of being excellent. From working hard and practicing, one day you will earn its badge of honor.

Education commences at the mother's knee, and every word spoken within the hearing of children tends toward the formation of character.

Grief comes with many losses. Whatever its cause, grief will come to all of us.

There are no magic wands, no hidden tracks, and no secret handshakes that can bring you immediate success, but with time, energy and determination you can get there.

Stop teaching students that they are the best and the brightest.

Don't run away. Im not running away. Im already gone. -Lena and Ethan

Playing with decks, for me, has always been about trying new things. I make it a point to keep trying different things, keep pushing it a little bit at a time.

If you keep changing for every person who tells you to, then who's going to be left? Why get the success and be somebody else?

I am neither the handsomest nor the richest nor the most powerful, but I've had the greatest women in the world.