I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

What will my world be without books?

New York - The city where the people from Oshkosh look at the people from Dubuque in the next theater seats and say "These New Yorkers don't dress any better than we do.

Saturday morning, you knew what was cool by what was on 'Soul Train.'

I was beginning to understand.My grandmother's love was cold because she was afraid of things;that was why everything had to be perfect.

The poetic sensibility was too good for this world, it was best to burn brightly and to die young like a shooting star.

I like to start the day early, it keeps me out of trouble.

The 2 things I like the most are girls and loud noises.

The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.

Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!

Rihanna, Beyonce and Nicki Minaj - we may not win, but we would have a lot of fun [in 4x400m relay team].