I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

Ben Affleck (who plays A.J. Frost) and I got to actually go into the neutral buoyancy tank in actual $10 million spacesuits the astronauts wear in outer space, and that was pretty interesting

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

Every day, I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately, I have a great group of friends who help me do this.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

Getting fired from work is not a tragedy

Letting go facilitates the evolution of the soul.

The universe wants you to succeed. So listen to her deep driving desires and be a great success.

Biting my truant pen, beating myself for spite:"Fool!" said my muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.

Truth in philosophy means that concept and external reality correspond.

I love the medium and I love individual comics, but the business is nothing I would be proud of.

I wish for everyone to help create a strong, sustainable movement to educate every child about food, inspire families to cook again and empower people everywhere to fight obesity.

Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.

I'm open to comments. I'm open to objective points of view, because I've been very narrow and very subjective.

Do not judge. Never presume to judge another human being anyway. That's up to heaven.