I've always had lots of friends who share my perspective - I guess you could say that I'm a guy who aggressively pursues his happiness.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

The weight you lift is not nearly as heavy as the weight you carry.

A relationship is the vessel in which you come to know yourself

Get rid of the judgmental mindset and adopt one of love and acceptance towards people – including yourself.

We will have to work hard to rest.

The problem with you khakis is that you have started believing your own nonsense.

Every morning as I read the scripture, every night, I quote the Ten Commandments and the Golden Rule.

I'm going to go out and be the best quarterback I can be and get the most out of my potential.

I have always been too round to do fashion shows.

At the very end, the one person who Rambo should kill, he doesn't kill. He lets it live. Because you can't kill that kind of hypocritical bureaucracy. It goes on forever.

There's a natural tendency to sanitize and polish any historical icon whether it be George Washington chopping down the cherry tree or Martin Luther King saying, "I have a dream."