I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you're playing.

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

The Gospel is the throne of much more grace.

It is better to be young in your failures than old in your successes.

The best part of being a mom to me is the unconditional love. I have never felt a love as pure, a love that's as rewarding.

Whites already know blacks are stupid, violent, destructive apelike creatures. That is why Whites move away from them -- always.

The conventionality of the English is something I find unattractive - the whole lack of joy in the physical.

Even when I was close to defeat I rose to my feet

The mystical kundalini is something that I normally use when we're on field trips, when we go to a place of power.

Often I feel I go to some distant region of the world to be reminded of who I really am.

Can you tell the difference between them?

Ground Zero mosque supporters, doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours, throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, please refudiate.