I've always had such wonderful opportunities, but I never made the effort, haven't put on the pressure. But I never took them.

Blue jeans are the most beautiful things since the gondola.

The only real elegance is in the mind; if you've got that, the rest really comes from it.

You don't have to be born beautiful to be wildly attractive.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The two greatest mannequins of the century were Gertrude Stein and Edith Sitwell - unquestionably. You just couldn't take a bad picture of those two old girls

There's only one very good life and that's the life you know you want and you make it yourself.

A world without leopards, well, who would want to live in it?

Red is the great clarifier - bright and revealing. I can't imagine becoming bored with red - it would be like becoming bored with the person you love.

You're not supposed to give people what they want, you're supposed to give them what they don't know that they want yet.

The first thing to do is to arrange to be born in Paris. After that, everything follows quite naturally.

My old teacher's definition of poetry is an attempt to understand.

Busy remaking the world, man forgot to remake himself.

If a pickpocket meets a Holy Man, he will see only His pockets.

Money is an echo of value. It's the thunder to Value's Lightning.

I hope I'm always convincing when I act!

No negative thoughts cross my mind on race day. When I look into their eyes, I know I'm going to beat them.

All the boys in rehab are totally available because their girlfriends have all given up on them. It's fantastic.

I think that walking down the middle of the street with several thousand people who share your deepest beliefs is one of the best ways to take a walk.

Grover didn't say anything for awhile. Then, when I thought he was going to give me some deep philosophical comment to make me feel better, he said, "Can I have your apple?

Many people take exception to me and say that I'm doing black magic and things they can't do at church. But I'm doing magic that started their church.