I've always just liked working. I like being a working actor.

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.

I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette.

There are so few surprises left in life. We've gotten so addicted to knowing. It's the Google generation. We want the answer to everything right now!

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I've done things to my body, mechanically, that I'll never do again. I've done stunts that I shouldn't have done 10, 11, 12 times. I've broken a ton of bones on sets.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

We love but once, for once only are we perfectly equipped for loving.

Stock kernels will be the norm for some time.

Think about your goals at every opportunity throughout the day.

I take solace in knowing that some of the steps I took can help other people.

Trust is like blood pressure. It's silent, vital to good health, and if abused it can be deadly.

The hottest year in global [sic] history was 1934.

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.

Are you a minor character in my tale, or am I a lesser figure in yours?

You have to be a freak in order to be different.

We're trying to run a 21st century society and economy with 19th century Darwinian, competitive, crude ideas.